These are apparently some excerpts from [b:Walking Disaster|15745950|Walking Disaster (Beautiful, #2)|Jamie McGuire|http://d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net/books/1352338368s/15745950.jpg|21436019]. Please note that I did not actually read this book, and found these lovely quotes on the interweb."Pigeon, though. It would take far more than a good presentation to bag her on my couch.""Abby might be a pigeon, but she was just a fucking girl. No need to get my boxer briefs in a bunch""No way was she a slut, though. Not even a reformed slut. I could spot them a mile away." And that ladies and gents, is why I will probably NEVER read another Jamie McGuire book again. Also, Pigeon:
